Dec 18, 2012

iPhone 5 bashing party

I'm no hater, but I'm no fanboy as well..but seriously, these memes is so damn funny..LOL.






























Nov 7, 2012

Let's try to be less judgemental




I know lots of us suffering from judgemental perspective of people around us..but most importantly that we do not become one.

But the real question is how?

It seems to me, we get more judgemental as we get older. First , we need keep in mind that we or human mind will subconsciously be judgemental toward something..it is in our nature.

Whether we believe it or not, from birth we have an instinct for hypocrisy and judgementalism ..but don't let it control you. At the point that you realise you're being judgemental, STOP! Think again and remind your self any of these before you start to talk:

1) Never think that you're better person than someone

2) Try place your self in her/his shoes

3) Try to be less critical

4) Look at your self before you talk

5) Always accept people the way they are

6) Stop your desire of wanting to be right, to prove others wrong.

7) Keep in mind that everybody have their own opinion

8) Stop forcing your ideal into other people

9) Stop sticking your nose into everyhing that is not effecting your life.

10) Avoid/ Stop Gossiping

11) If you have nothing better to talk..don't talk at all.

12) Think 5 positive, uplifting, affirming things of that person/situation.

 [As stated by Chinese Zen Master Sent-ts'an]
Judgmentalism is indeed a disease of the mind: it leads to anger, torment, and conflict. But it is also the mind’s normal condition — the [subconscious] is always evaluating, always saying “Like it” or “Don’t like it.” So … you can’t simply resolve to to stop judging others or stop being a hypocrite. But, as Buddha taught, [you] can gradually learn to tame the subconscious…



Bah, chow dulu..BTW, Thanx 4 Reading :P

Oct 24, 2012

Sabahan "Slang / Accent" (Updated)

Dear Sabahan, mari kita kasi refresh memory..mungkin ada perkataan yg kamu suda lupa/jarang guna kan..Let's preserve our unique Sabahan slang.Hehe.(FYI : Not entirely mine)

            1.   Tuuuna/ Saaaana - Points with the lips - (there-- at a distance)
2. Limpas - To pass/walk by - Maaf, saya..limpas dulu? Excuse me, can I passby?
3. Palui - Stupid, duh!
        4. Tapuk - Sorok/to hide
5. Bida - Tidak lawa/ugly
6. Bubut - As in proper malay- "kejar", to chase
7. Sakai - Ignorant, uncivilized, "hoosier"- (jakun)
8. Andang-andang - That's how it is
9. Sapak - Kasi campur/gaul -- utk masakan-to mix as in cooking
10. Inda/tia - Short form of "tidak" - not, no)
11. Wicin - Another brand of msg as in "aji-no- moto" - a seasoning or food enhancer
12. Talampau - Proper malay - "terlampau"- too much
13. Takajut - proper malay - "terkejut" - shocked, startled
14. Siorang - proper malay -"kami"/ "saya-orang" - us, we
15. Ngam-ngam  - proper malay "kebetulan" - exact, at that time
16. Mangkali - proper malay "barangkali" - maybe, perhaps
17. Kamarin/ Kemarin - proper malay "kelmarin" - yesterday/ semalam (peninsular)
18. Kanapa - proper malay "kenapa" - why
19. Gia - expression - "is it?"
20. Bah - expression - "ok!"
21. Ah? - question, "Apa?" What?
22. Kici/kicil - proper malay "kecil" - small
23. Basar - proper malay "besar" - big, huge
24. Siok/siuk - expression/description, proper malay "seronok/syok" - enjoyable, great, etc-
25. Urang - "orang" - people; sometimes used "diurang" - them, they
26. Karing - "kering" - dry
27. Umban - "humban, lempar" - throw
28. Kana - "kena"- got ie--"kena umban" --got thrown
29. padih - "pedih" - as in "Mata saya padih/pedih!" - My eyes stings, painful
30. Numbur - "nombor" - number
31. Gali - "geli" as in squeemish about something, or "gali"--gali lubang - as Dig a hole.
32. Dorang - "dia orang/diurang" - them, they - Dorang pigi tamu. They went to the market.)
33. Panat - "penat" - tired)
34. Katawa -"ketawa" - laugh, laughing
35. Lanjang (a.k.a. "periuk /belanga " - pots/pans)
36. Putung ("potong" - cut, slice)
37. Buduh ("bodoh" - stupid)
38. Tongo/bongo ("stupido" - same as above )
39. Kabaru-baruan ("kebaru-baruan"- new to something)
40. Giuk (proper malay "ulat"- worm)
41. Sikui (Tembikai - watermelon)
42. Santut (Underwear)
43. Celana/salana (Seluar)
44. Gipit (to grip...)
45. Kanapatan/kadapatan (caught red handed.. or as the malays in kl say..'kantoi')
46. Kebangkalan (choked while eating.. proper malay = 'tersedak')
47. Ketulahan (bad karma)
48. Bahai (plastic bag)
49. Uinnaaa! / Uinah (used to express various feelings, mostly when surprised..)
50. Ging (derived from the word gang.. means kawan/member)
51. Tontolou = Mr. Willie
52. Pantat = Butt<---tp di semenanjung,lain tuh kan ? eee... ya ba pula.. Di sabah .. belakang .. tapi di semenanjung di Depan pulak .. silap .. LOL
53. Cula = Coke or Coca-cola...lol
54 Torrrrrbaik = The Best...lol
55. Bikin / Kin panas = feeling angry...- Hot kununlah..
56. Tembirang = Don't lie.. (eg. Jangan kau tembirang)
57. Sabak ---- means baru ko tau... in english = I TOLD U...
58. Kotoh ---- Means as same like Sabak...padan muka- serves you right.
59. Lakas = Lekas/Cepat (Faster)
60. Bobot/ Tonton = women's private / Vagina
61. Balabak = Scrotum
62. Kalatiak = Ketiak (Armpit)
63. Duiiii dogo! = My goodness!! / Oh my!! / OMG!
64. Seluar Katak - underwear
65. Siring siring - side / on the side
66. Taapun / sia-sia pun - a phrase used when unable to get the things desired
67. Palis palis - touch wood
68. Tachut - our version of touch wood
69. Gostan - reverse
70. Gohed - forward
71. Ayuk - swinging movement of the arm in the marble game. can also mean to masturbate
72. Taiih - shit / feaces / or just a curse word
73. Kogutan - hangover
74. Sepuluh Tiga (10-3) - RM10 for three cans of beer (well in those days lah)
75. Muhau/mulau - crazy
76. Takana - hit (BM is terkena)
77. Tekuis - same like like takana
78. Kapayas / tapayas - papaya
79. Api api - kota kinabalu
80. (Sia) bilang - said
81. Skijap - soon / in a short while / later
82. Tinguk - (tengok) to look
83. Hari satu - monday
84. Hari dua - tuesday
84. Hari tiga - wednesday
85. Hari ampat - thursday
86. Hari lima - friday
87. Hari anam - saturday
88. SOT - crazy (like me)
89. Thai lingong - worse than buduh
90. Karan – electricity
91. Mangkali -maybe (BM - barangkali)
92. Astaga - expression of disbelieve
93. Atokoi - oh my goodness
94. Kurik - dig (BM - korek)
95. Buyuk - cheat 'mana aci.. ko main buyuk'
96. Esbok - ice box ie fridge
97. Adidih -oh my goodness
98. Apai tu - apa itu
99. Tiapa -tidak apa
100. Sigu - teacher (BM - cikgu)
101. Pengerasi – stubborn / degil,keras kepala
102. Masol – muscle / berotot
103. Tagar - karat
104. Ikan koruk/karuk – ikan puyu
105. Piara – bela / pelihara
106. Tebilak – terbeliak/terkangkang
107. Cubuk – peeping/skodeng
108. Culas – tipu (masa bermain)
109. Gerigitan – geram (secara lembut)
110. Campin – sgt hebat/pandai dalam sesuatu perkara
111. Sikut – sangkut / gantung/ gantung di bahagian badan (kebiasaan utk barang eg.beg)
112. Sut – pukul (shoot)
113. Akun – mengaku / mengaku kalah (utk teka teki)
114. Sampalau - selekeh
115. Botingal - lembab / bodoh
116. Lidut - lambat/lembab
117. Duiii..- "yelah tu.."/ expression to mocking someone
118. Pegal/ kuyak - awkward feeling (east coast slang)
119. Bulih bah kalau kau - okey jer/sure,i can (anything for you)
120. Tabarus / Tebarus –Pelahap, Kuat makan
121. Bangas – Basi, Expired
122. Kapsit – Tidak adil, tipu
123. Limpang – baring, tidur sebentar
124. Derang – another short form of ‘diorang’ / dia orang
125. Debilang – another short form of ‘dia bilang’
126. Taris-taris - Stripe / Jalur
127. Pihit - Himpit
128. Pedis - same as pedih
129. Tajau - Bekas ceramik / tempayan
130. Sanggam - Jaring penapis tos
131. Saban - papan pemotong (kitchenware)
132. Jepit - proper malay "sepit"
133. Ngi Ngis - Terrible scratch/damaged 
134. Kepayas - papaya/betik
135. Sikui/cikui - Watermelon/ tembikai
136. Sisir - sikat (hair comb/brush)
137. Sigup - rokok / cigarette
138. Payau - rusa, kijang
139. Susu kacang - soybean / soya bean
140. Cuik - piring kecil
141. Inda/nda tentu2 - yang bukan-bukan
142. Cawir - Cair
143. Usai - Urus
144. Tampui - potty / tempat kencing budak
145. Cabuk - lame / kolot
146. Berjurut - berturut2/selari/sekata/berada dalam satu barisan
147. Jara/ Jera - Serik
148. Babal - Degil/stubborn-As in proper malay; Bebal
149. Anu - expression ~ searching for words (malay -apa nama...)
150. Bitin
151. Sembarangan
152. Radu
153. Pugai - black magic to make boy/girl likes you
154. Sandi - Teruk / over / sadis
155. Uncit - Last place in something
156. Bloksot / pluksut - terjadi secara kebetulan
157. Santiki/ Sintiki
158. Kuruyuk
159. Uiseh - To express something like "bukan main lagi ko ah"
160. Ampus - Lelah/Athsma
161. Hambat - Hentam
162. Ampas - Hempas
163. Gintak - Bantai / rape
164. Babau - bisu
165.Talingong
166. Langgok
167. Lago-lago
168. Susu/ninin - Breast
169. Miring - Lopsided
170. Celedak - ngada-ngada (bugis slang)
171. Bigak
172. Sinduk - sudu (east coast slang)
173. Gendut
174. Basung/Basong - ikan selayang/sardin
175. Anak Kemanakan - Anak buah
176. Tumtum - minum air yang straight dari botol tanpa meletak dalam cawan
177. Tungap/menungap - air diminum straight dari botol tanpa meletak dalam cawan
178. Tuli - Pekak
179. Tumpis - Mulut murai/tempayan
180. Patak / Patak-patak - Kongsi
181. Tapau - Bungkus
182. Paluki / luki / lokek - Kedekut
183. Karit / Skarit - Kedekut
184. Kompek/Kumpik - Plastic bag (Bugis/ Indon slang) ~commonly used term in Tawau.
185. Kapus-Kapus - temegah-mengah
186. Sesar / Sasar - gerak / move
187. Tampiling - Tampar
188. Mengintu - Meminta-minta tanpa perasaan malu
189. Kus semangat - 
190. Mansau - Jalan
191. Sapi - Lembu
192. Tambadau - Seladang
193. Badukang / Otek - Ikan Mayong
194. Sembarang - Sebarangan/suka ati
195. Seja/jak - sahaja/saja
196. Lamari / Lemari - Almari
197.Tapuji / Mintak puji - Ngada-ngada
198. Karau - Kanak2 menangis
199. Tebelorot - Terlondeh
200. Terpeleset - slippery
201. Babat - Gemuk
202. Kamar Mandi - Toilet/tandas
203. Tanggal - Tarikh / Hari Bulan
204. Singkam - cekak rambut
205. Bahambur / Berhambur - Berterabur
206. Palahu/Pala'u - Sea gypsy
207. Terang bulan - apam balik
208. Manggatil/ Menggatil - 
209. Meniayak/ Men-nyayak -
210. Mengusut - 
211. Pukiayam - Cursing word
212. Kimbet - Sial/Cursing word (soft version)
213. Silakak - Damn it!
214. Paduli! - I don't care
215. Tatap! - always / sudah pasti
216. Pindik-pindik tagap - Short and muscular
217. Sogit - Penyejuk,Compensation, Denda (Mengikut adat) 
218. Ampai-ampai -clearly laid thereabout, terletak degan nyata sekali
219. Kaling - Indian / Keling
220. Sakai - ignorant, uncivilized, "hoosier", tidak bertamddun
221. Bebuyah - Berbuih
222. Mengayas -
223. Berusai - bersiap/berkemas
224. Karau - budak menangis - cry baby
225. Kamar Mandi - Toilet/Tandas
226. Inda/Tidak tentu-tentu -
227. Kuntau - 
228. Matai -
229. Angkol / Anty - uncle/aunty 
230. Mamak - mother/mum
231. Anu
232. Ampit -  sempat/dapat/diberi sebahagian
233. Tambling - somersault
234. Ruti/Roti Paun 
235. Murtabak - roti canai
236. Smat - Segak, Baik, Bagus
237. Kumpau - Tambirang/ Sombong
238. Kilik - Gila,Sewel (same as 'sot')
239. Lanjik -  
240. Gete'/ Getek - 
241. Ya ampun - OMG
242. Cewek - awek, teman wanita
243. Toples - tupperware
244. Ampus - semput, lelah, asma
245. Alaka - benggali. pakistan (insult)
246. Otok - same as 'pilak'
247. Boliau/ Beliau - Bapa
247. Beliau perempuan - Ibu
248. Garit - Calar
249. Lugai-lugai - Tidak tentu arah
250. Sungkai - buka puasa  
251. Tepos - Flat butt
252. Tamaha' - tamak
253. Haw-haw - Cannot be fully trusted/ count on
254. Asbak - Ashtray
255. Sanggak / Penyanggak -
256. Ancak - masturbate
257. Amput - F**k
258. Adidih - Word to express slight disapointment
259. Bemajal-majal - 
260. Gulik / Bergulik - Guling/Golek
261. Lubir / Lobir - tidak fit/ketat/loose
262. CCM - Monthly Installment / Installment Loan
263. Aspal - Asphalt
264. Ayam Mati - Unreliable / no good/ a person@thing that cannot do any task without messing up.
265. Pra-pra - Singkatan bagi peranakan/kacukan tapi lebih pada peranakan arab
266. Perautan - Pencil Sharpener
267. Kepaingan - Kebiasaan
268. Lai - Sayang
269. Sasar - Ketepi sikit
270. Lemah - Tidak boleh diharap
271. Cium - Hidu

 






P/S: If you guys have some spare time tulung bah kasi translate untuk saya..malas suda ni mo translate..haha, Also, feel free to add perkataan kamu ingat for collection.(comment)

Oct 1, 2012

Famous People IQ

Hello there!

Did you ever wondering how smart you are? How much is your IQ score? Dunno huh? Me too..hahaha..teda apa2 bah ni..saja buat intro..

Nah, F.Y.I this is the list of some most famous people in the world and their IQ score.



Name (First/Last)
Description Country
IQ
(SB)
Abraham Lincoln President USA 128
Adolf Hitler Nazi leader Germany 141
Al Gore Politician USA 134
Albert Einstein Physicist USA 160
Albrecht von Haller Medical scientist Switzerland 190
Alexander Pope Poet & writer England 180
Sir Andrew J. Wiles Mathematician England 170
Andrew Jackson President USA 123
Andy Warhol Pop artist USA 86
Anthonis van Dyck Painter Dutch 155
Antoine Arnauld Theologian France 190
Arne Beurling Mathematician Sweden 180
Arnold Schwarzenegger Actor/politician Austrian 135
Baruch Spinoza Philosopher Holland 175
Benjamin Franklin Writer, scientist & politician USA 160
Benjamin Netanyahu Israeli Prime Minister Israel 180
Bill Gates CEO, Microsoft USA 160
Bill (William) Jefferson Clinton President USA 137
Blaise Pascal Mathematician & religious philosopher France 195
Bobby Fischer Chess player USA 187
Buonarroti Michelangelo Artist, poet & architect Italy 180
Carl von Linn Botanist Sweden 165
Charles Darwin Naturalist England 165
Charles Dickens Writer England 180
Christopher Michael Langan Bouncer & scientist & philosopher USA 195
Sir Clive Sinclair Inventor England 159
David Hume Philosopher & politician Scotland 180
Dr David Livingstone Explorer & doctor Scotland 170
Donald Byrne Chess Player Irland 170
Emanuel Swedenborg thologian/scientist/philosopher Sweden 205
Sir Francis Galton Scientist & doctor British 200
Friedrich Wilhelm Joseph von Schelling Philosopher Germany 190
Galileo Galilei Physicist & astronomer & philosopher Italy 185
Geena (Virginia) Elizabeth Davis Actress USA 140
Georg Friedrich Händel Composer Germany 170
George Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Philosopher Germany 165
George Berkeley Philosopher Ireland 190
George H. Choueiri A.C.E Leader Lebanon 195
George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans) Writer England 160
George Sand (Amantinr Aurore Lucile Dupin) Writer France 150
George Walker Bush President USA 125
George Washington President USA 118
Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz philospher / scientist / lawyer Germany 205
Hans Dolph Lundgren Actor Sweden 160
Hans Christian Andersen writer / poet Denmark 145
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton US Politician USA 140
Hjalmar Horace Greeley Schacht President of the Reichsbank / Nazi Officer Germany 143
Honoré de Balzac (Honore Balzac) Writer / novelist France 155
Hugo Grotius (Huig De Groot) Jurist Holland 200
Hypatia of Alexandria Philosopher & mathematician Alexandria 170
Immanuel Kant Philosopher Germany 175
Sir Isaac Newton Scientist England 190
Jakob Ludwig Felix Mendelssohn Bartholdy Composer Germany 165
James Cook Explorer England 160
James Watt Physicist & technician Scotland 165
James Howard Woods Actor USA 180
Jayne Mansfield
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USA 149
Jean Marie Auel Writer Finland/ America 140
Jodie Foster Actor USA 132
Johann Sebastian Bach Composer Germany 165
Johann Strauss Composer Germany 170
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Germany 210
Johannes Kepler Mathematician, physicist & astronomer Germany 175
John Adams President USA 137
John F. Kennedy Ex-President USA 117
John H. Sununu Chief of Staff for President Bush USA 180
John Quincy Adams President USA 153
John Stuart Mill Universal Genius England 200
JohnLocke Philosopher England 165
Jola Sigmond Teacher Sweden 161
Jonathan Swift Writer & theologian England 155
Joseph Haydn Composer Austria 160
Joseph Louis Lagrange Mathematician & astronomer Italy/France 185
Judith Polgar Chess player Hungary 170
Kim Ung-Yong
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Korea 200
Kimovitch Garry Kasparov Chess player Russia 190
Leonardo da Vinci Universal Genius Italy 220
Lord Byron Poet & writer England 180
Louis Napoleon Bonaparte Emperor France 145
Ludwig van Beethoven Composer Germany 165
Ludwig Wittgenstein Philosopher Austria 190
Madame de Stael Novelist & philosopher France 180
Madonna Singer USA 140
Marilyn vos Savant Writer USA 186
Martin Luther Theorist Germany 170
Miguel de Cervantes Writer Spain 155
Nicolaus Copernicus Astronomer Poland 160
Nicole Kidman Actor USA 132
Paul Allen Microsoft cofounder USA 160
Philip Emeagwali Mathematician Nigeria 190
Phillipp Melanchthon Humanist & theologian Germany 190
PierreSimon de Laplace Astronomer & mathematician France 190
Plato Philosopher Greece 170
Ralph Waldo Emerson Writer USA 155
Raphael Artist Italy 170
Rembrandt van Rijn Artist Holland 155
Ren Descartes Mathematician & philosopher France 185
Richard Nixon Ex-President USA 143
Richard Wagner Composer Germany 170
Robert Byrne Chess Player Irland 170
Rousseau Writer France 150
Sarpi Councilor & theologian & historian Italy 195
Shakira Singer Colombia 140
Sharon Stone Actress USA 154
Sofia Kovalevskaya Mathematician & writer Sweden/Russia 170
Stephen W. Hawking Physicist England 160
Thomas Chatterton Poet & writer England 180
Thomas Jefferson President USA 138
Thomas Wolsey Politician England 200
Truman Cloak
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165
Ulysses S. Grant President USA 110
Voltaire Writer France 190
William James Sidis
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USA 200
William Pitt (the Younger) Politician England 190
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Composer Austria 165

Sep 28, 2012

Kamar Mandi

Yo!! W'zuup!

Ada satu kisah saya mo kasi crita ngan kamu ni. It goes something like this.
Last yesterday nite me n my wife lepak-lepaking di rumah and then suddenly dia tanya satu benda (i forgot what it was), then without much thinkin' sa jawab la "Ada tu saya nampak di kamar mandi.." lepas tu punya la dia ketawa, siap dia p mengolok summore, dia bilang mcm bahasa indonesia kunun dalam drama..hahaha! 
After that i realise, dia tidak pernah dgr benda tu (coz dia urg SM). Furthermore lama pula saya tidak guna tu word Kamar Mandi and first time dia dgr saya sebut tu benda..ehehe..So, no wonder dia heran.




I dunno if u all pun guna bahasa tu (i mean Sabahan) but in Tawau we normally use that word to differentiate/distinguish between tandas mandi and tandas buang air big/small hehehe. But when tandas mandi n tandas 'offload' merge as one..kami kadang-kadang panggil tandas atau kamar mandi..depends la mana yg menepati citarasa masing-masing..hehe.


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