Sep 30, 2011

This Song Just Made My Day :D

Oh, well, my day was made better because of this song..mood pun hepi-hepi sja mcm mo menari ni..i don't know why..padahal lama suda pun lagu ni kuar kan..tiba2 jadi best pla..ada happy drug mengkali dalam ni lagu kan..hahaha! Enjoy!! lalalala.. :D


[Verse 1]
Just shoot for the stars
If it feels right
Then aim for my heart
If you feel like
And take me away, make it okay
I swear I'll behave

You wanted control
So we waited
I put on a show
Now I make it
You say I'm a kid
My ego is big
I don't give a sh*t
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

[Verse 2]
Maybe it's hard
When you feel like you're broken and scarred
Nothing feels right
But when you're with me
I make you believe
That I've got the key

So get in the car
We can ride it
Wherever you want
Get inside it
And you want to steer
But I'm shifting gears
I'll take it from here
And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

[Bridge]
You wanna know how to make me smile
Take control, own me just for the night
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

So watch and learn
I won't show you twice
Head to toe, ooh baby, roll me right
And if I share my secret
You're gonna have to keep it
Nobody else can see this

And it goes like this

[Chorus]
Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me till you're drunk
And I'll show you

You want the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

I don't need try to control you
Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them the moves like jagger
I've got the moves like jagger
I've got the mooooooves... like jagger

Sep 27, 2011

GF, BF dan Rokok


Sepasang kekasih di kedai makan.

GF : ko taw ka ni rokok buli buat ko cepat mati

BF : manada!..jodoh ajal maut semua tuhan yg tentukan

GF : hmmmm...brapa banyak suda duit ko abis bikin beli rokok

BF : satu kotak Dunhill RM10.

GF : satu hari satu kotak seminggu RM70. Sebulan RM2,100. Setahun RM25,200...bila syg mula isap rokok??

BF : pandai math ko ni...dari tingkatan 2.napa?

GF : sekarang syg punya umur 24. 24- 14=10. pastu RM25,200 darab dengan 10 dapat RM252,000! dlm tempoh 10 dapat RM252,000! banyak kan duit yg suda ko bazirkn dlm 10 tahun ni

BF : so? ada sa minta duit ko ka bikin beli rokok?tedakan?!

GF : memang la..tapi kalau ko tia merokok dan ko simpan duit sekarang ko buli suda beli skyline ka..evo ka.. semua buli..!

BF : ayang isap rokok ka?

GF : tak sayang... napa juga ko tanya?

BF : kalau ko tia isap rokok mcm sa...mana Skyline ko?evo ka..?lamborgini ka ?

GF : !@#$%^&*




Credit to : Cinta-Slang Sabah Bah Ni..Ko Jangan!

Orkes Akiuku

Tadi pusing2 internet (surfing the net), saya terbuka youtube..and then terjumpa satu band@group ni, they called it Orkes Akiuku (Sabah Ukulele Group). Dari apa yang stated dalam page diorang, akiuku ni berasal dari perkataan aki-nabalu dan ukulele, disebabkan passion durang terhadap ukulele they come to gather from all around sabah dan seterusnya menubuhkan satu kelab @ group bernama Orkes Akiuku. So yeah, they are 100% made in sabah..hehe. Muzik diorang agak menarik dan unik sebab diorang perform guna gitar kecil (ukulele) dan instrument-instrument ala Hawaian yang lain.

Saya tau, alat@instrument ni memang suda lama wujud tapi sebelum ni saya tidak berapa ambil kisah pun..dari apa yang saya tengok diurang ni suka berkumpul dan buat street performance, which is very cooollll...kadang2 ada juga durang kena jemput buat show untuk sesuatu event..disebabkan group@band diorang ni sangat cooolll saya pun terus jadi minat ni (plus, dari sabah pula bah kan..hehe)..kita mesti sokong!! Kalau kamurang mau tau durang pun ada facebook page sendiri..so sepa2 yang meminati ukelele mo like FB diurang boleh la click sini..Ok, nuff said..mari kita tengok video diorang.














Sep 22, 2011

Gaji naik?? Wooohoo! Saya Sukuuunggg!





KUALA LUMPUR, 22 Sept — Datuk Seri Najib Razak sedang mempertimbangkan bonus lumayan atau kenaikan gaji bagi 1.3 juta kakitangan kerajaan — bakal diumumkan menerusi Bajet 2012 untuk menangani kenaikan kos sara hidup dan juga menjamin sokongan tenaga kerja sektor awam pada pilihan raya umum ke-13.

The Malaysian Insider difahamkan perdana menteri telah meminta Kementerian Kewangan agar mengkaji kos kedua-dua opsyen itu.

Langkah itu mirip pendekatan diambil bekas perdana menteri Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi pada 2007, setahun sebelum menjelang pilihan raya umum ke-12.

Ketika itu Abdullah mengumumkan kenaikan gaji bagi 1.02 juta kakitangan awam sehingga 35 peratus dan menaikkan kadar bantuan sara hidup sebanyak 100 peratus.

“Najib sedang mempertimbangkan bonus satu bulan setengah untuk dibayar akhir tahun ini atau menaikkan gaji apabila mengumumkan Bajet 2012. Ia bajet menggunakan segala wang yang ada,” kata satu sumber kepada The Malaysian Insider.

Najib (gambar) yang juga Menteri Kewangan akan membentangkan Bajet 2012 pada 7 Oktober ini.

Bulan lalu, kerajaan membayar bonus setengah bulan gaji dengan bayaran minimum RM500 kepada penjawat awam. Kerajaan juga bersetuju memberi bayaran khas sebanyak RM500 kepada pesara kerajaan.

Perdana Menteri berkata, kerajaan berharap pemberian bonus dan bayaran khas ini dapat meringankan beban penjawat awam dan pesara kerajaan dan membantu mereka membuat persediaan menyambut Aidilfitri. Ia melibatkan kerajaan kos RM2 bilion.

Kakitangan awam lazimnya dilihat sebagai asas sokongan bagi Barisan Nasional (BN) tetapi perikatan itu berhadapan dengan prestasi buruk pada Mac 2008 meskipun Abdullah mencatatkan penguasaan 91 peratus kerusi di Parlimen.

Najib berusaha untuk keluar daripada situasi 2008 dengan mengumumkan beberapa pembaharuan termasuk mahu memansuhkan beberapa undang-undang termasuk Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri sebagaimana diumumkan Khamis lalu.

“Perdana Menteri perlu mengatasi isu-isu asas termasuk ekonomi. Bajet akan mengatasi isu sara hodup selepas pemotongan subsidi baru-baru,” kata satu lagi sumber kepada The Malaysian Insider.

Baru-baru ini Cuepacs, kesatuan sekerja induk sektor awam, menuntut bonus dua bulan.




Oleh/Credit to: Jahabar Sadiq (Editor)
Sumber: The Malaysian Insider

Sep 21, 2011

3 Sekawan

Pada suatu hari ada 3 sekawan bernama Jeman, Kitol dan Sukiman lepak2 duduk minum di kedai kupi. Diorang pun bercerita la berjam-jam lamanya..sehingga sampai satu ketika diorang pun kehabisan topik untuk dibincangkan..maka diorang pun berpakat la untuk bermain teka teki.


gambar hiasan

Jeman: Ok kawan2 aku ada teka teki untuk kamu ni..

Kitol&Sukiman: Terus kan jeman..

Jeman: Banyak-banyak buah..buah apa yang pelik?

Kitol: Emmm..buah pelik? macam lain seja bunyinya ni jeman..
Sukiman: Yalaahh..ini teka teki lucah ka ni? hihi.

Jeman: Issshhh..tiada la..kamurang ni..jawab dulu la.

Kitol: Emm..buah manggis??
Sukiman: Buah gajus??

Jeman: Salahhh! cuba lagi, cuba lagi.

Kitol: Hah..buah fikiran!
Sukiman: Buah hati!

Jeman: Salah jugak! Lagi?

Kitol: Buah Karem!
Sukiman: Anak buah!

Jeman: Pun Salah!

Kitol: Haihh..aku surrender la..akun akun..
Sukiman: Aku pun la..jadi apa jawapan dia?

Jeman: Jawapan dia..jeng3.. Durian!!!

Kitol: Ehhh!! kenapa pula??
Sukiman: Yaaa..macam tida logik seja tu..sebab apa?

Jeman: Hah! kan kamu dua pelik aku cakap durian..buah pelik la tu! HAHAHA!

Kitol&Sukiman: &@#$!*$%!!

Zippy Ziggy!

Hi! Hi!

G'day everyone!

Kamurang mau tau..kelmarin saya terjumpa dan terbaca satu komik@manwha yang sangat2 best (well..for me la). I found this manga extremely hilarious and i just can't stop laughing my ass off! Macam urg gila ni ketawa saturang di rumah..hahaha..setiap beberapa page ada seja adegan yg buat saya ketawa.

Komik dia ni sangat lawak, cute, menarik n lukisan dia pun lawa(k). Btw, komik ni adalah korean manwha..bukan manga ahh..manwha (padahal maksud dia sama seja pun)..hehe.

Tajuk komik dia ialah Zippy Ziggy, plot cerita dia bukan saja menarik & lucu, ia juga tidak membosankan..kamu bayangkan seja la macam mana saya bulih baca komik ni dari balik kerja jam 6.00 ptg - 1.30 pagi..gila kan..haha..

Ya..addictive level komik ni memang tinggi..jadi untuk sepa2 yang banyak kerja di rumah. buat la kerja dulu..takut nanti kamu "stuck" pla depan pc@laptop baca manwha ni..Em, kira lama juga la saya tida baca komik yang best macam begini..bah, tida payah panjang cerita, kamu baca la sinopsis dia ni..


Reputation is everything in a world of icons and popularity contests. So why not score some points here and there by being the nice guy? This is the way Shinghi Ghang legitimizes the fake personality he has everyone believing. Armed with his above average looks and a (completely false) angel-like personality, he has every girl in school head over heels, and all the guys looking to him for guidance. With the exception of having a screwed up cross-dressing devil for a dad, Shinghi's life is absolute perfection (*cough* of lies) until one day, Sung-Hae transfers to his school.
While being a complete martial artist freak, she also likes to fib just a little in front of those who know her.... you know, like acting like she's just a scared little girl who'd play with kittens rather than break brick walls with her head~! After all, how can anything go wrong when you're as cute as Sung-Hae?
Fate has brought these two masters of lies together and the two must battle it out to see who will be crowned the undefeated heavy-weight champion of fakeness!





Wokey! bagi sesiapa yang mau try baca boleh la baca secara online di mangareaders.net ^_^

That's all! Thx for reading :)

Legendary Samurai Duel



Oyen: Once upon a time, there are two legendary swordmen had a duel...
because they were so evenly matched, the duel would have ended with the first draw. So they waited for each other to let down their guard for a month.

Aki: And then what happened?

Oyen: They both starved to death.

Aki: . . . . . . . . .




p/s: cerita rekaan semata-mata

Sep 5, 2011

Jalan jalan cari mamam!

hoho..holo everybody,

did u guys miss me? haha. :p lama pla tida update blog kan..i'm at my home town rite now..wait for it...Taaaawwaau..haha!

Saya rasa sangat seronok n busy sampai tiada masa langsung mau update blog, lagipun di sini internet connection sgt lembab so malas la saya mau update blog..hehe. sejak beberapa hari di sini saya asyik makan seja..gumuk suda nie..hehehe.

Kalau kamu nie jenis suka jalan2 cari makan..tawau is the best place for ya..Tawau is truly food heaven..semua makanan d sini sedap2 n murah..especially seafood!! (at least 30% cheaper than kk)..ceh, sempat lagi promote home town sendiri ni..haha.bah, kamu mau tau apa yang saya mkn..tgk picture ni..



This is the place, Kam Ling Fresh Seafood

Baru seja sampai nie


Pekerja dia suda start busy


Masih awal baini, belum ramai orang


1st main dish: Ikan merah masak tauchung


Ready to be 'mamam'


2nd main dish: Butter Prawn...yummy!!


5 star!!


3rd lauk: Sotong crispy
p/s: belum sempat snap pic, sotong suda kena curi 2 ekor..hehe.

Sayur paku masak belacan, tida order byk pun sebab my other siblings tida suka mkn sayur


Siput tarik (cecah dengan lada+halia+cuka??)


Potage du jour: Crab corn soup


my favourite soup ever!

After that, a few days later kami pegi makan di indo cafe pla..my new favourite place to lepaking..the food sgt-sgt marvelous..hoho!


Ini la tempat dia


The owner (maybe??)


Menu


Menu list


Banana Cheese Fritters (Pisang goreng cheese)


Nyummm..


close-up!

Mango sago..super delicious!


Mango sago anyone?! hehe.


Kicap made in tawau!


Nasi goreng butter prawn (highly recommended)


Teh C Special 
(gambar tersesat dari kedai kopi yuan yuan..hehe)



Haha..so mcm mn? ada suda sepa2 yang keluar liur? sorry guys!..hahaha..
ok la, thats all..see ya!

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