Dec 8, 2011

Wet Clothes and Bras

Hello my loyal readers (mcm trip2 top pla ni kan) today's topic/entry will be about XXXX!
Hahaha..teda la..It's just some nice-to-know info saja bah..boleh kan?

My entry here is for education purpose only ok..so don't get me wrong ah girls? And this is my very first english entry...so everyone, just bear with me. Dont judge! hahahaha xDD (terutamanya cigu2 inggeris..hehe)! Your kind cooperation is, as always, very much appreciated. Heeehe.

Wet Clothes



Did you know, most men find the sight of a woman wearing clinging, soaking wet clothes a tremendous turn on.Wet clothes catch a men attention more than any other clothes. It is a effective weapon to seduce a men. In fact, men are even more aroused if the drenching is apparently spontaneous.


Women in europe have realized this fact more than 2 centuries ago. They have a trend of wetting their clothes before going out and the trend keep going in the winter.

Some of them got cold and some even died because at that time a fever was enough to kill someone. But, as they say fashion rises from pain, a cold is nothing. I wish that trend would come once again. :p









Bras for dummies



All men love boobs but they are so clueless and confused when it comes to bra size (36C. 32A etc etc). So, out of courtesy to my fellow brothers (ececeh)..i'm willing to share some of my sacred + divine wisdom to them (especially to aki) after doing a considerably intense trawling on the net..gyahaha.

Alright guys.. first of all, in order to determine a bra size (such as 32, 34, 36,38  refers to the size of the band to fit all the way around her) the measurements are taken around the rib cage right under the breast. 

Then in order to determine cup size (such as A,B,C,D,DD, refers to the size of the breast) another measurement is taken around the rib cage and breasts at the largest point (where they stick out the most). 

For each inch that the second measurement is larger than the first measurement a cup size is added. So if the first measurement is 36 and the second measurement is 37 then it would be an A cup and the bra size would be a 36 A.



How to know her cup size?

It goes like this, if the difference between 1st measurement and 2nd measurement is:

under 7.5 cm (approx. 2.95 inch) ~ AA
under 10 cm (approx. 3.94 inch) ~ A
under 12.5 cm (approx. 4.92 inch) ~ B
under 15 cm (approx. 5.91 inch) ~ C
under 17.5 cm (approx. 6.89 inch) ~ D
under 20 cm (approx. 7.87 inch) ~ E
under 22.5 cm (approx. 8.86) ~ F


Ok, to make it simpler, A is just under a hand full of that. B is a nice handful, C is maybe two handfuls and D and up you just need a wheelbarrow! gyahaha. For instance, when a bra says, 36B, 36 is how many inches all the way around the girls rib cage, and B is the size of the womans breast that go in the "cup" to hold them suckers up..got it?

Lemme tell you something funny, according to the stats..our country average breast cup size is A (what??). Less than 5% of the women in our country have a D cup and of that 5% most of them have a rib measurement 38 and above (another meaning: fatty). And most of the sales are probably to old women..kinda sucks isn't it?

So, it's a rare for 32 or 34 to get a D~F cup unless your country is America..haha (an implant maybe).

And only 10% of the women have C cups, so if the number isn't 38 and it's about 32 or 34 that an amazing body!
Having said that, women who got the 34D is surely a goddess! Gyahaha!
However, please keep in mind..different countries hold a different measurement units and standards. Here is the table of bra measurement in some other countries

View bra size
Underbust 
(CM)
Home Past
(CM)
Japan
France
America
Europe
63-67
77-79
A65
80A
30A
65A
79-81
B65
80B
30B
65B
81-83
C65
80C
30C
65C
83-85
D65
80D
30D
65D
85-87
E65
80DD
30DD
65DD
68-72
82-84
A70
85A
32A
70A
84-86
B70
85B
32B
70B
86-88
C70
85C
32C
70C
88-90
D70
85D
32D
70D
90-92
E70
85DD
32DD
70DD
73-77
87-89
A75
90A
34A
75A
89-91
B75
90B
34B
75B
91-93
C75
90C
34C
75C
93-95
D75
90D
34D
75D
95-97
E75
90DD
34DD
75DD
78-82
92-94
A80
95A
36A
80A
94-96
B80
95B
36B
80B
96-98
C80
95C
36C
80C
98-100
D80
95D
36D
80D
100-102
E80
95DD
36DD
80DD
83-87
97-99
A85
100A
38A
85A
99-101
B85
100B
38B
85B
101-103
C85
100C
38C
85C
103-105
D85
100D
38D
85D
105-107
E85
100DD
38DD
85DD
88-92
102-104
A90
105A
40A
90A
104-106
B90
105B
40B
90B
106-108
C90
105C
40C
90C
108-110
D90
105D
40D
90D
110-112
E ninety
105DD
40DD
90DD

16 comments:

beaty said...

blushing sa baca ni oyen..he he

ahahah sa ind amau cuba kasi wet my clothes

DoRa Priscilla said...

Very informative..
Now you men can buy your wifey some nice bras suda.. haha..It would be a nice Christmas gift also bah kan

Aki said...

OK,buy a pair of Bra for si sumandak.. *crossfinger.. ^_^.v.. And yeah,I love Boobies.. Wanna ask somebody to wet their clothes for si Aki.. :-p

Yen said...

beaty: hehe..mana buli,mesti wet juga tu kalau p mandi laut/sungai/kolam kan..haha.

dora: haha..ya, absolutely! most men bukan nda mau kc beli their wifey but it's kinda embarassing juga baitu klu lelaki p masuk sana section perempuan..apa lagi mo kasi beli.

aki: wet their clothes for you? oba..good luck finding one!haha.

fazrulnoor said...

lucah la ko ni yen

tiara.dryden said...

jd klu banding bikini sm wet clothes, mn la menang tu? ;P hahaha. nda bah. joking ja ah yen. susa la ni mau mandi sungai ka pa nti. lol

Yen said...

fazrul: nakal la awak ni..gyahahaha!

tiara: astaga..i unintentionally kc pecah rahsia lelaki ni..silap sda ni entry..abis la..lol.

chegu carol said...

panjang juga cerita bra size tu ah hahaha...tapi ngam2 laitu utk para boifren dan suami2 yang clueless...kalo perempuan, yang penting ada fitting room, dan ngam design cup dia...ahh cukup.

suzie shazana said...

apa la oyen ni..tak de ke cerita ln ko nak post ish2..he..he..

Gunaqz said...

Good tips for guys yg berniat mo kasi hadiah gf/bini bras. hehe.

nGiau said...

haha..this entri is so funny! but in the same time it's very informative :)

misya mialen said...

wet itu seksi. yeaaaaueeeeeww;D

Azeanthy Paiman said...

waaa...very informative!thanks for the sharing dear..=)

Aemy Shamy said...

waaaa u know well!! haha. some of the above are new to me. so thx for sharing this :p
A, B, C cups are original. D, E, F are fake. thats what i know la..hehe

fazrulnoor said...

melampau kau yen

Yen said...

chegu carol: hehe..panjang ckit seja tu..susa mo explain bah kalau pendek carol.

suzie: ni la info bagus untuk pengetahuan lelaki spy senang mo kasi beli gf/bini.haha.

gunaq: hehe..sure it is.

ngiau: eh, funny meh? haha.

misya: i wonder..perempuan pun suka ka tu ah klu lelaki wet baju dia..haha.

azeanthy: hehe..tq tq.

aemy: hehe..is it?..hehe..ya, for girls C pun cukup besar suda tu kan..apa lg DEF.haha.

Benfaze: ni ilmu untuk d kongsi rul.haha.

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